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Quote of the Week - 2009

 

Even Holy Cows Get Bulled by Dartwill Aquila

This little booklet was originally printed to support the distribution of the Majority English Dibul newsletter. The title of the booklet plus the quotations below will tell you all you need to know about the mysterious "wordie" Dartwill. A "wordie" is a word artist who summarizes tons of text in a sentence or two.

It costs 60 kr by itself, but I usually throw it in for 20 kr when buying
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Week 1   Western Etiquette
Improper: Throwing a shoe at a war criminal and shouting, "Dog!"
Proper: Throwing bombs at babies and shouting, "Freedom! Democracy!"
 
Week 2   After Uncle General Tom and Aunt Secretary Tom
why are you surprised about Uncle President Tom?
(It was the masters not the slaves that made Uncle Tom a president.)
 
Week 3   Racists hate their own humanity.
 
Week 4   Fundamentalism is a noisy machine that produces nothing
in the factory of thought.
 
Week 5   You'll never be an individual until you identify with the whole of humanity.
 
Week 6   Bullets go where they're told, whether commanded by a coward
or someone who's bold.
 
Week 7   A single false idea can poison a stew of knowledge.
 
Week 8   Fight for your ideas and surrender to superior ones.
 
Week 9   Trust the light in your heart and you wont fear the darkness.
 
Week 10   The Light in your heart is a beacon not a stop sign.
 
Week 11   Don't insult anyone. They may wind up being your interrogator.
 
Week 12   Think what you're told and never have to be bold.
 
Week 13   He didn't like the life he got, but couldn't find the contract
and didn't know who to sue.
 
Week 14   My old rapist told me it was necessary, the new one calls it love.
 
Week 15   The Elections, a circus of clowns presented as a documentary.
 
Week 16   Well educated people wouldn't tolerate the people in
charge of education.
 
Week 17   See junk, read junk, hear junk, think junk.
 
Week 18   Reality keeps getting in the way of my perfect plans.
 
Week 19   To make sure that they don't find it, make sure that they
don't look for it.
 
Week 20   Democratically approved aristocrats in seemingly worn out jeans.
Everything is obvious, nothing is what it seems.
 
Week 21   The average person is too good to grasp the depth of evil and
too reasonable to realize the height of its stupidity.
 
Week 22   Many of today's joys will cause tears in the eyes of history.
 
Week 23   You can't grab a new idea unless you're willing to let go of an old one.
 
Week 24   Avoiding unpleasant truths prepares the way for an unpleasant reality.
 
Week 25   The desire for more money grows with its accumulation.
 
Week 26   We know everything we need to know but we don't know enough
to know it.
 
Week 27   We all flow in a sea of info moving with the stream, most on rafts,
some on yachts, and a few in submarines.
 
Week 28   Work to buy, meet to buy, fly to buy, live to buy,...
By and by it's time to die. Bye-bye, bye-bye.
 
Week 29   The whip of economy snaps at the citizenry suffering deficiency for
banksters' ignominy.
 
Week 30   They claim that they didn't torture the 12-year-old in their prison.
What do you call putting a 12-year-old in prison?
 
Week 31   Dare to be wrong!
 
Week 32   The wealthy are too big to fail. The poor are too small to save.
Jesus!
 
Week 33   They hope their prayers will be heard by God,
but don't hear what God begs of them.
 
Week 34   People believe bullshit, packaged in authoritive boxes with
fancy ribbons, until it gets close enough to smell.
 
Week 35   Here, we can't arrest a suspect without solid evidence.
There, we can blow up a wedding party if a suspect is among them.
 
Week 36   If you're not making any mistakes, you're doing something
basically wrong.
 
Week 37   If a politician breaks a promise, it's called being pragmatic.
When we break a promise, it's called lying.
 
Week 38   Milly and Terry threw Joey into an arena of hungry bears
and blamed the death of Joey on the terrifying bears.
 
Week 39   Never forget beauty. The beauty we share unites us.
 
Week 40   How do you remain whole in a broken world?
 
Week 41   Emotions follow rules that reason claims are unlawful.
 
Week 42   Is there a Nobel Prize for promise breaking?
 
Week 43   Hypocrisy has become a major industry.
 
Week 44   Many people live in The Future and many live in The Past.
There seems to be a housing shortage for Now.
 
Week 45   I don't like reality. It's so negative and it prevents me
from enjoying my meaningless life.
 
Week 46   They gossip about fictional characters and pour their passion into games
played by other people. As they enter hell a hot voice will whisper,
"Because you're worth it."
 
Week 47   I went to the forest to talk to the trees. They don't lie to me.
 
Week 48   Vintage love is characterized by the infrequency and shortness of the fights.
 
Week 49   Uncle president Tom dropped his fig leaf this week
and many could see that they'd been fucked by his eloquent impotence.
(See Week 2)
 
Week 50   Had the Nobel committee revoked Obama's peace prize,
they would have been worthy of the prize themselves.
 
Week 51   You must go through the valley of gloom and doom in order to arrive at the meadow of joy and love.
 
Week 52   If a person from country XYZ is suspected of planning to harm country USA,
country USA assumes the right to bomb people in country XYZ.
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